evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker
completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014
there was this one time when a guy gave me a bite of his sandwich
Anonymous

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chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

turquoisebirds:

Basic alien types. From the International UFO Museum and Research Center in Roswell, New Mexico.

chroniclesofpanem:

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

newenglandhardcore:

Citizen - Drown

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm